Making every effort to not lie while leaving enough ambiguity for your brain to read what it wants to read. But maybe what irritates me more is their implying that healthy food doesn’t taste delicious initially.
DID YOU KNOW? When combined with actual healthy food, Skippy can help it not taste like shit while associating itself with its health benefits.
Their They’re There
will grow as I find more…
The cognitive dissonance is so strong with that one it took my brain minutes to accept what was going on. Trying to find every other possible explanations between the moment of surprise and the moment of acceptance.
The classic replacing “trillions” by “thousands”.
White-out can fix Satan’s science (no copyright, feel free to use this in your next advertisement campaign).
Homo Erectus is getting a free upgrade & a skirt!
Censorship: a tool that is always on the right side of history.
Is how long it took before he discovered the arcade is actually more than a piece of furniture. He is still figuring out the controls as he is used to the iPad where there is little to no indirection between the controls and the output.
Hard to see but 2 condom vending machines are blinking away their presence on the side of a wall in the middle of the night.
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