{"id":215,"date":"2010-03-19T11:37:22","date_gmt":"2010-03-19T18:37:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/?p=215"},"modified":"2010-03-19T11:37:22","modified_gmt":"2010-03-19T18:37:22","slug":"chase-is-not-even-trying-to-be-subtle-anymore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/?p=215","title":{"rendered":"Chase is not even trying anymore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: left;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/201003020531.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-large wp-image-220\" title=\"201003020531\" src=\"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/03\/201003020531-1024x768.jpg\" alt=\"201003020531\" width=\"614\" height=\"461\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: left;\">What a bunch of morons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a bunch of morons.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[6],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-215","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life-in-the-us"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=215"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/215\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=215"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=215"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=215"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}