{"id":365,"date":"2010-07-27T10:09:35","date_gmt":"2010-07-27T10:09:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/?p=365"},"modified":"2010-07-27T10:09:35","modified_gmt":"2010-07-27T10:09:35","slug":"trip-of-doom-will-someone-pleaaaase-amputate-my-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/?p=365","title":{"rendered":"Trip of doom &#8211; will someone pleaaaase amputate my ass"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My rear end is hurting so much and after day 3 I still haven&#8217;t broken into<br \/>\nmy saddle. I&#8217;m now doubting this will even happen. I guess an XR650L isn&#8217;t<br \/>\nexactly the type of bike that you take on day long trips. Brandon&#8217;s quote<br \/>\nof the day is &#8220;How do you like having a motorcycle shoved up your ass for<br \/>\nhours?&#8221; and there is simply no better way to put it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My rear end is hurting so much and after day 3 I still haven&#8217;t broken into my saddle. I&#8217;m now doubting this will even happen. I guess an XR650L isn&#8217;t exactly the type of bike that you take on day long trips. Brandon&#8217;s quote of the day is &#8220;How do you like having a motorcycle &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/?p=365\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Trip of doom &#8211; will someone pleaaaase amputate my ass&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[8],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-miscellaneous"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=365"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/365\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=365"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=365"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ben.akrin.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=365"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}