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Welcome to the information age! Memory is cheap, millions of records are copied in the snap of a finger and everybody wants your information. This is called data-mining and everybody is doing it essentially to better advertise to you. These databases of your facts & habits are often sold and even hacked. It is time to ponder how little control you have over your own information. And when you do so, think not only about the information you give but above all about the information that can be inferred from it.
Compiled bellow is a list of tips for avoiding getting tracked in modern society. They range from simple good practice to paranoia. Obviously you could go live as a hermit in the woods and be untraceable. Feel free to comment on anything I missed and I’ll add to the post.
This is a dense section, no surprise this is where most data mining occurs.
This is commonly used as a way to know if you’ve opened the email, at what time you opened it, where you opened it from (IP geolocation) and what your email client was. The technical explanation is that some email have HTML formatting with images included. These images can be embedded in the email itself or referenced to a remote server. In the later case, the remote server will for example enable PHP parsing for JPEG files, execute code to track you and then feed the image to the email client which never had a clue it was loading a “special” image. This is all transparent to the user and the email client.
Let’s take an example: you enable Google Latitude on your cell phone to share your location with friends and get to know fun facts about how much you travel. The information you give Google are geographic coordinates, the informations inferred from it are where you live, where you work and whether or not you pull your 40 hours a week there.
Apple’s Iphones and Google’s Android phones gather location information WHETHER YOU WANT IT OR NOT. That’s right, you can turn off GPS all you want your phone still recurringly reports back to Apple & Google telling them not only where they are but also which other wireless devices they see around.
More info here from the most excellent Samy Kamkar.
The tech giants are involved in a major data gathering process where they use you to create a comprehensive map of the wireless spectrum. This is both an awesome project using crowdsourcing to accomplish a daunting task & a scary invasion of privacy. Because it doesn’t ask you, and because you take it home and so it reports your wireless router and so now everytime you use a regular computer connected to said router, they know exactly where you are. It is scary because even if you could turn it off, others around you are passively reporting your location.
And even if you follow all these steps, you are not 100% untraceable online.
Finally, for when you have to give information, try and be a generic & blend as possible.
I have a TV in a hotel I’m staying at so I thought I’d get caught up on popular culture. Needless to say the picture is rather grim: 24/7 news channels blowing everything out of proportion, incessant aggressive advertising and the few rather intellectual channels just aren’t very dense.
And then there’s MTV’s Jersey shore… To say that this show is stupid is far from enough. I remember a time when what came out of MTV was a message of provocative anti-conformity with for example Nirvana and Beavis & Butthead. Now even late at night it’s all about mindless consumerism, irresponsibility, self-importance and so much more frivolous shit.
But rest assured, the undermining of women that is present in most music videos nowadays is not in Jersey shore. This is due to the fact that the male characters are also dumb as lobotomized monkeys.
It’s painful to watch even just to make fun of.
Des tares qui afligent la societe Americaine, la chretientee est la plus perverse. Croire l’absurde et l’imposer sont des sports nationaux qui influencent meme la vie non-chretiens. Ainsi beaucoup de lois proposees et trop souvent adoptees visent a imposer un agenda religieux dans un pays ou la separation de l’eglise et de l’Etat est constament aggressee. Ces freaks essayent d’imposer l’enseignement du “inteligent design” dans des classes de sciences payees par l’Etat. Beaucoup croient que la terre n’est vieille que de 3000 ans et que les premiers hommes vivaients avec des dinosaures, l’evolution est bien sur la cible de ces agressions sans regard pour la raison. Par contre quand il s’agit de pomper 50L d’essence dans leur SUV, ca viendrai pas a l’idee que le procede de decomposition de matiere organique en petrol prend bien plus que 3000 ans. Bref, l’hypocrisie religieuse reigne et freine le progres social et scientifique.
Voici un cool courier recu recement,
note 1: the red markings weren’t added by us
note 2: these are real pennies
note 3: You’re reading this right, take these 2 pennies that jesus is giving you, shove them in your shoes and then I don’t know… fucking, walk with them and your ass will be blessed.
Une petite merveille est arrivee dernierement dans notre boite aux lettres. Il faut savoir que de nos jours, le phenomenes des Harleys n’a plus rien a voir avec Easy Rider. Plutot, ces joujoux sont reservees aux hommes aises en pleine crise de quarantaine.
Ils sortent leurs becanes le week end (quand il ne fait pas trop froid), vetus de cuir flambant neuf et se la jouent a outrance. Je suis sur qu’ils ont la trique quand ils apercoient leur propre image reflechie par la fenetre d’un batiment.
Le spectacle est bien evidement aussi pitoyable que bruyant, car pour attirer l’attention il faut faire le plus de vacarme possible avec sa petrolette.
Bref, cette offre s’addresse directement a ces gars.

Au dos de l’offre, voici le texte qui vise a vous vendre la gerbe (traduction ci dessous)

Chevauche avec la libertee:
La vie est une aventure sur deux roues. Quand la libertee appelle, quelques hommes attrapent leur blousons de cuir et le guidon de chrome d’un chopper americain, ils le pointent vers le vent, et amenent la libertee jusqu’a ses limites. Maintenant tu peux t’habiller pour le frisson de la route alors que tu glisses dans la chaleur de ce blouson en cuir dur, faisant savoir a tout le monde que tu appartiens a cette bande d’esprits libres. […]
bwahahaha 😀
It’s not rare to see a deer wandering around in Salt Lake City. The other day, I rode through a vast cemetary that’s tightly surrounded by a fence (I know how tight it is cause I was trying to find a shortcut through the cemetery and pretty much had to exit where I came in). In 2 minutes I saw 9 deers hanging around.
I’m not sure how they got there and if they’ll ever leave,
here’s 5 of them enjoying a quiet afternoon:
And 4 more:
Il n’est pas rare qu’au milieu du courrier, parmis les offres de cartes de credit, se cache une relance pour acheter des bibelots. Jusqu’ici pas de quoi en faire un plat. Seulement les objects en question sont d’un mauvais gout a en faire palir le cul d’un Anglais. Nicole et moi les avons garde religieusement au cours de ces derniers annees. Ont les regarde un peu comme un album photo de temps a autres pour se marrer un coup.
Sans plus tarder voici la collection:
We’re gonna start easy with the most discusting idea a marketing genius ever had, I give you:
Last time I bought a pizza from Domino’s, they threw free cinamon sticks with it. Rather than be filled with the smell of delicious pizza, my car stunk cinamon like it’s Christmas at the gay ass mall.
Domino’s, inventing puke inducing recipes since 1960