Often times my son behaves like a little brat; when he does, I threaten we’ll return him to the store or replace him with a robot child that doesn’t whine all the time.
We have the technology…
Ok this is just getting creepy, I’ve watched enough horror movies to know how this ends. Let’s do shorts instead, seeing the Duplos will help me not freak the fuck out if I get up in the middle of the night.
My robots are anatomically accurate
Sure as hell doesn’t whine